I’m just testing out a new WordPress plugin called and the winner is to be able to run featured discussions in the new year. The new featured discussions will have give-aways for people who comment on highlighted posts.
To get it tested this months featured discussion is just a bit of fun. We’re looking for jokes about wildlife and animals. If you have a favorite joke or story about nature and the wild world then post it below.
Free draw for a Google TV box.
At the end of November the comments will be closed and one joke will be randomly selected and will win a Google Android Media box which will bring the web to your TV screens. It’s simple to browse the web and play all your favourite Youtube clips and streaming media on your TV set.
The prize is provided by phonelingo.co.uk and will be dispatched from the UK in early December so you should get it in time for Christmas. It will be dispatched from the UK so all import VAT and delivery charges will have already been paid.
Send in your favourite wildlife jokes.
To get things started here’s a couple of my favourite wildlife jokes – even if they are of a Christmas cracker standard.
Question: Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Answer: Because their feet really smell badly.
Noah opens up the ark and let all the animals out, telling them to “Go forth and multiply!” He’s closing the great doors of the ark when he notices that there are two snakes sitting in a dark corner. So he says to them, “Didn’t you hear me? You can go now. Go forth and multiply.” ”We can’t,” said the snakes. “We’re adders.”
If you’ve got any other wildlife or animal jokes post them below before the end of the month and you could be in with a chance of winning a Google Android Media box.
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